Telephone Line

      This week I had three telephone numbers left for me at work, all from guys. Since I enjoy weird, awkward situations, I decided to text all of them.

1:56 - Hi, this is your waiter from kerbey lane. I am flattered to have had your number left but am unfortunately not interested. Have a nice day!

      Now, the second guy in this story, or Dude2 as I refer to him, was fairly strange to wait on, even before he left me his digits. He and his friend asked if I was "on drugs" because I looked so "peaceful." He then said "whirled peas" several times during his meal. These were his responses to my text:

1:58 - K. Of course you do not know me. I am not as you think. No worries

2:02 - I am more enlighted

2:05 - I am a hippie

2:10 - Are you up?

2:13 - Not interested just a little bit?

2:18 - I am not a bad person

2:52 - Don't mean to bother you

3:13 - Whilred peas

3:14 - Whirled peas

      Remember kids, don't talk to strangers, cause they're only there to do you harm. Don't write in starlight, cause the words may come out real.